Even granting that “flying reindeer” (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.Ĥ) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element.
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound.
#Gilgamesh king of heroes mutants and mastermidns plus#
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. This works out to 822.6 visits per second. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.ģ) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. Though there are several heroes holding the title of "King", such as the King of Knights and King of Conquerors, he is the only one in all of heaven and earth crowned with the title of "King of All Heroes.Yeah, he and his raindeer are some tough sob's.Ģ) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. The heroes of various myths are derived from his legend, so his Gate of Babylon possesses all of their Noble Phantasms. He is mankind's oldest hero, the origin of all myths and model on which heroes are based, so his story is copied within the mythologies of all the countries of the world. His title, King of Heroes, is not meant to call him a king who is a hero, but instead implies that he is the king over all heroes. He was the King of Heroes ( 英雄王, Eiyū Ō ?) who possessed all things in the world, whose tale is recorded in mankind's oldest epic poem, the Epic of Gilgamesh which portrays Gilgamesh as a hero, destined to be king and achieve great feats, who is driven to meet his destiny, facing challenges together with his best friend Enkidu. He is not merely a legend, and is said to have actually existed and ruled during the Sumer Dynasty five thousand years ago. He was a despot possessing high divinity who believed he was invincible. He was an ultimate, transcendent being so divine as to be two-thirds god and one-third human, and no others in the world could match him. He ruled the Sumerian city-state of Uruk, the capital city of ancient Mesopotamia in the B.C. Gilgamesh is the great half-god, half-human king born from the union between the King of Uruk, Lugalbanda, and goddess Rimat-Ninsun. Gilgamesh ( ギルガメッシュ, Girugamesshu ?) AKA King of Heroes ( 英雄王, Eiyū Ō ?) I just colored it and changed background.
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